adayinthegay:

… and they say romance is dead

adayinthegay:

… and they say romance is dead

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Cosmo Sex-Tip #429

thecubantimelord:

After applying a condom and working him in, look deep into his eyes and say “Now this is podracing”

Lightsaber sound effects are always encouraged. 

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nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

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One of the first items sold on [eBay] was a broken laser pointer for $14.83. Astonished, Omidyar contacted the winning bidder to ask if he understood that the laser pointer was broken. In his responding email, the buyer explained: ‘I’m a collector of broken laser pointers.’

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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let’s play family feud aka i haven’t laughed this hard in ages

(Source: hurricanesmiles)

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